Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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