can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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