you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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