i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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