apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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