The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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