I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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