i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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