she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
try to milk me bitch
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