That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I am naked and annoyed.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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