Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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