is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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