apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
