you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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