I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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