Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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