just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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