He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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