can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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