This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
this hospital has no fireball
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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