Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
