Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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