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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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