Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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