Life is so much better after having sex.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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