I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
