You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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