After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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