So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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