yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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