You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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