He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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