But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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