Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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