I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
