No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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