she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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