i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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