Those balls look pretty dangerous.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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