rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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