Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
