haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
operation have a gay friend backfired
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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