we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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