Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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