I hate all girls vehemently.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
