i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
porn star boner night. come get it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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