we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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