i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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