I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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