I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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