she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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